Saturday, March 14, 2009

Feet are FUN!

Oh, for the simple joys in life...a lesson from Carter.

Carter has found his feet and apparently they are quite amusing. He loves to complicate diaper changes by throwing his legs up in the air and grabbing on to his feet. It makes him giggle.

I think the next time I begin to fret over life's complications...aka "adult responsibilities"...I should take a lesson learned from Carter and throw my legs up in the air, grab my feet and giggle. Oh, if only...





Friday, March 13, 2009

Tampons...the only thing that should be in a tube

I had a CAT scan this morning. My first. I pray it will be my last.

I knew what to expect going in to the test. You lie on a table, they slip you into a giant tortilla, you drift gently to sleep due to the inactivity and boredom and then you're done. Only problem is...it didn't quite go like I expected. Who knew that once they rolled me into the tube (only as far as my waist) that I would suddenly develop a severe case of claustrophobia and freak out?? Did the technicians know what they were doing?? What were those fine print warnings about not having the test done if you're on certain meds?? Why didn't anyone ask what meds I'm on?? What if this thing blows up with me inside?? What if I get stuck?? Why do I have this sudden urge to scream, cry, jump off the table and run away?? When will this end??

In truth, the test only took about 3 minutes. Try holding your breath for 3 minutes and you'll realize just how long that is! It was, without a doubt, the longest 3 minutes of my life. Sorta like being buried alive...I guess. Not that I've ever been buried alive...but you get the point. In a nutshell...I did not have a good time and no, thank you, I don't wish to EVER do it again!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Oh, G....


On February 27th we drove to the Winstar Casino to see Kenny G. We'd had the tickets for about a month and we (Virgil, Carlene and I) were eagerly looking forward to the concert. Ronnie...not so much. He thought it would be boring. Well...suffice it to say that it was an incredible concert...very high energy and featuring solos by an awesome Swedish bassist and an indescribable percussion man. It was magic. Kenny...Mr. G...the Gster...whatever...KG began the concert at the back of the auditorium in the "cheap seats." He then worked his way toward the front. Our seats were on the back row of the front section and he stopped right behind our seats, looked at us and continued to play for a half minute or so. To see his fingers flying across that instrument was truly amazing!

Of course, knowing where we were going, we decided to drive up early and play a few slots. Good decision. Ronnie was the first to "hit big" if you can call turning $20 into $216 "big." I call it big. He took $100 bucks with him and ended up coming home with $200. Nice profit. I played a slot machine called Fortune Teller. I was blindly hitting the "repeat bet" button having no clue what to watch for. I don't take time to read the pay tables. At any rate, I hit a bonus spin which gave me six opportunities to ask the fortune teller questions (pick cards). As long as you get "good fortune" as a response you keep picking for the maximum six times. I was lucky...rather, I had good fortune. I got to move on to the "golden card" which is a multiplier. I was sitting there watching the screen when it popped up the number 14,563. I thought, "Awesome. I won 14 bucks." Then it hit me...there had to be a decimal in there somewhere...like between the 5 and the 6. So I got REALLY excited when I realized that it was $145 and change. All that from $20. Now, I realize that in the big scheme of things this is chump change...but it felt good to be a winner. I took $100 and came home with $210. Woo-hoo!

Carlene is another story. We figured her profit to be around $300. She plays with wild abandon. She bets on poker machines and maxes her bet...and wins. The problem...she can't quit. She can't walk away. At one point we saw her physically struggle with herself to cash out of a slot at $300. She truly enjoys gambling and is fun to watch. Virgil, on the other hand, is not a gambler/game player. He views it as a very expensive form of entertainment. Even he walked away breaking even.

This was my second trip to Winstar. The first time I broke even. This time I won a bit. CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK!!!!! Can anyone get me the number for Gambler's Anonymous???